SAVE 64%: Lovehoney’s 2026 sex toy advent calendar lineup just went live. You get five countdown options (7, 12, or 24 days) starting at $129, with savings up to 64% on big-name toys like the Womanizer Starlet 3 and We-Vibe Moxie+.
OK, I’m usually pretty strict about not celebrating holidays early (looking at you, Starbucks — premature pumpkin-spicing is a crime). I won’t put my tree up or even start shopping until after Thanksgiving, while my sister is out here buying presents in July. But when I saw that Lovehoney already dropped its 2026 advent calendars, I knew it was worth the early mention. You can’t use a countdown calendar unless you buy it ahead of time, after all.
This year, Lovehoney brought back five different boxes, ranging from seven-day teasers to full 24-day countdowns. Whether you’re looking for a couples kit or a solo treat (honestly, buy the 24-day box for yourself — I def. support that!), these deals are way too good to pass up.
Each calendar saves you 56% to 64% off the retail price of the toys inside, so you’ll get top-notch stuff from Womanizer, We-Vibe, and Arcwave for a fraction of the cost.
Here’s a quick breakdown of what’s in this year’s lineup:
Lovehoney Romance Advent Calendar (7-Day)
The Lovehoney Romance Advent Calendar (7-Day) has up to seven days’ worth of goodies, including full-sized toys (like the We-Vibe Moxie+, which is worth $149 on its own!), games, and accessories. There’s also a remote-controlled bullet with two interchangeable sleeves for couples’ play.
This little box is ideal for couples who want to add a little ~spice~ to their bedroom routine without spending a fortune. If you don’t like surprises, you can read the full product list on the Lovehoney site, but if you do, I’ll keep the content list brief!
Lovehoney Indulge Advent Calendar (12-Day)
The Lovehoney Indulge Advent Calendar (12-Day) offers a bit more for the same price. But unlike the box above, this gift set is designed specifically for female pleasure.
You’ll get 12 days’ worth of fun, including a rechargeable mini wand vibrator, the Lovehoney Indulge (worth $89.99), and other cute add-ons like water-based lube and a crystal butt plug.
Lovehoney Enjoy Advent Calendar (24-Day)
If you don’t want to spend over $129, but you want a wider variety of toys, the Lovehoney Enjoy Advent Calendar (24-Day) is your best bet. Somehow, Lovehoney is letting this 24-day advent calendar go for $129.
It’s filled with full-sized toys, like the Womanizer Starlet 3 (worth $85), and has a ton of kinky items, including nipple clamps, a feather tickler, a paddle, and bondage rope.
Lovehoney Couple’s Advent Calendar (24-Day)
For those of you who don’t mind spending $200+, the Lovehoney Couple’s Advent Calendar (24-Day) will get you two premium toys — the Womanizer Liberty 2 (worth $109) and the We-Vibe Sync Lite (worth $99) — along with a bunch of other goodies like an aluminum crystal butt plug (can’t recommend a crystal butt plug enough, honestly), massage oil, a cock ring lasso, ankle and wrist cuffs, and more.
Lovehoney Luxury Advent Calendar (24- Day)
OK, last but certainly not least, we have the Lovehoney Luxury Advent Calendar (24-Day). This box is the most expensive of the bunch ($369), but it also includes top-dollar toys, like the Womanizer Enhance (worth $169) and Arcwave Zing (worth $149). One of my faves? The candy cane glass dildo — nothing says “festive” like a candy cane shoved up your ass.
You’ll also get anal beads, a cock ring, tons of vibrators (like, more than four), and fun kinky items like a sex position card game and bed restraints.
