Hello Nancy put over $248 worth of sex toys in a $79 Halloween mystery box — and Im here for it
Halloween is about a week and a half away, and I’m definitely in the spooky szn spirit (now that it’s socially acceptable to be; please see my thoughts on premature pumpkin spicing). Meanwhile, brands across every industry are doing the most to get your attention and your cash.
One brand that’s yet to let me down is Hello Nancy, and they’ve got the cutest Halloween treat for their customers (literally no tricks in this one): a brand-new three-toy Halloween collection launching with a special-edition blind box drop. More on the toys below.
This is Hello Nancy’s first-ever mystery box, and each one comes with two toys: a brand-new, exclusive Halloween toy valued at $149.99 and a Hello Nancy fave worth at least $99, according to the brand. That’s over $248 worth of goodies for $79!
If you want first dibs, you can sign up for priority access — but you’d better hurry. Only 5,000 mystery boxes are available, and as of this writing, just 970 were left. The priority-access link expires today, Oct. 21, and the public sale opens tomorrow, Oct. 22, at 8 a.m. ET. According to the website, there won’t be a restock, so this isn’t one to leave sitting in your cart. My review sample is already in the mail, so I’ll report back.
Bonus: 10 “Golden Lem” tickets are hidden at random among the boxes. If you get one, you can redeem it for an exclusive gold-plated collectible inspired by Hello Nancy’s Lem toy (read: a display piece, not a functioning toy). It’s like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, but like, so much better.
Meet the monsters
So, who’s potentially coming home with you? The Halloween collection includes three new toys: Jack, Lemmy, and Medusa. You won’t get to pick which one lands in your mystery box, but here’s a peek at the lineup.
Jack
Credit: Hello Nancy
Jack is a pumpkin-shaped suction vibrator with no face (thank God). I haven’t tried it yet, but if it’s anything like the Lem, I’d be pretty happy to find this one in my box. It has 11 levels of pulsating air suction, plus seven vibration speeds and three patterns, and you can use the suction and vibration separately or together. It’s also 100 percent waterproof and charges via USB-C.
Lemmy
Credit: Hello Nancy
Lemmy is a little freakier-looking, but the design totally makes sense. The soft lips form a seal around your clitoris, while a little “tongue” inside does the licking. There are three suction levels and a long-suction mode for those of you who like a longer pull, plus three licking speeds and six patterns. You can use the suction and the licking separately or together.
Medusa
Credit: Hello Nancy Medusa
Medusa is the scariest-looking of them all (rightfully so), but it’s also the one I’m most hoping to get. This dual-stimulation toy has an insertable pink tentacle that swirls inside you and a vibrating yellow tip that stimulates your clitoris. It has three speeds and seven patterns, and you can use either function on its own or together.
If you miss out on a mystery box, the Halloween toys will also be available individually — so yes, you can get all three.
